Mr. Tubby

tea-and-tumblr:

productofasexican:

thadeusbecile:

daddythorin:

thadeusbecile:

if this post gets 500,000 notes, i’ll start a revolution in france

will you liveblog it

yes

will it be a musical?

les miserables 2: not enough of us died last time

A fun thing I like to do…

A fin thing I like to do is to go for a walk around lunctime. I walk for a bit, and if I see an interesting resteraunt, I’ll have lunch there. I enjoy doing this because I love food and it makes me feel like I got rewarded for my effort of walking someplace and I can learn more about my surroundings. On the way back, I can feel the delicious food inside of my belly as I walk. The only problem with this is that I hate going outside and walking. Meh, more homecooked meals for me.

neoncircus:

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

Kinda sad that this is funny…

Kinda sad that this is funny…

clairc:

Completely accurate anatomical representation of the Homo sapiens male species. 


I beleive you have confused your animals. This right here is the skeleton of the ever-so elusive “U.S. senator.” They are a rare breed of mammals and prefer to stay in herds and not stay near other members of the Homo genus even though it is directly dependent on them for survival. They survive off of a very common fruit known as “tax money” and it can be found wherever they go. If you look at the skeletal structure, you can see that its digestive track ends with its mouth. This results in it spouting bullshit uncontrollably wherever it goes.

clairc:

Completely accurate anatomical representation of the Homo sapiens male species. 

I beleive you have confused your animals. This right here is the skeleton of the ever-so elusive “U.S. senator.” They are a rare breed of mammals and prefer to stay in herds and not stay near other members of the Homo genus even though it is directly dependent on them for survival. They survive off of a very common fruit known as “tax money” and it can be found wherever they go. If you look at the skeletal structure, you can see that its digestive track ends with its mouth. This results in it spouting bullshit uncontrollably wherever it goes.
Breath holding

So being the total badass I am, I was watching the TED thingy on YouTube and I came across a video on David Blaine doing a thing on how he held his breath for 17 minutes. I was watching this and I was fascinated by what he did and I tried out the breathing method and stud he was talking about. After 3 consecutive tries and headaches later, I finally get my time up to two minutes and thirty-nine seconds. It may not seem like much compared to seventeen minutes, but it is five times the time I got before using the method.

Mentos are really starting to play with fire…

Mentos are really starting to play with fire…

This is one of the rounds of BF3 I was playing yesterday. Didn’t realize I was playing with lvlcap until the very end. I think he was doing a video on the spas-12

This is one of the rounds of BF3 I was playing yesterday. Didn’t realize I was playing with lvlcap until the very end. I think he was doing a video on the spas-12

Tekkit server! (whitelist)

I found this really neat tekkit server. There is one small problem. Most of the time, I’m the only one on and I would like more people to join. I am not an admin here or anything in power, but I would like someone to play with. Whitelist is http://tekkworld.webs.com/. If you don’t get a response in 24 hours, email them.